So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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