I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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