Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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