apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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