i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ketchup is God's man juice
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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