She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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