His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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