dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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