Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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