I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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