i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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