He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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