farters have to be the big spoon...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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