Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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