Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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