i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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