the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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