CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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