The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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