YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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