I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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