It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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