Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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