Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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