Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
