this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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