sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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