Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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