I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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