So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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