I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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