i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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