Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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