it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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