bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
