I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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