I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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