I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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