so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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