Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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