I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Of course I have a pirate flag
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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