Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
where are you?
Hypothermia
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
