Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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