btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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