Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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