respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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