So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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