Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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