Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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