found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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