When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Watching her eat just hurts me
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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