I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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